The Portable Curmudgeon - Various

Do you believe that cynicism is simply common sense? Do sunny smiles make you want to snarl? Do you have the feeling you may answer with something unprintable the next time you hear Have a nice day? Then you'll be in the best of company with the whiplash wits and sardonic savants brought together in this collection. 15 line drawings. nMore than 1,000 outrageously irreverent quotations, anecdotes, and interviews on a vast array of subjects, from an illustrious list of world class grouches. n If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.--Alice Roosevelt Longworthn