Why Are You Even Here?!

Based on the ingenious Sir Michael Twitter account, How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet is the funniest book you''ll read this year. Whether it''s offering his services as a Karate Lawyer or Funeral DJ, devising the world''s worst plan to get a free haircut, or trying to buy a blue bucket that may or may not be for sale, Michael just wants to connect with people. The only problem is that people are slightly less enthusiastic about connecting with him and the results are utterly hilarious. Warning: you''ll never think about adding someone called Michael to a group chat the same way ever again.